Free to play, every day. Premium unlocks the whole jar — every phrase, every funny voice — for less than a coffee, every day of the month.
Spooky Cusses are free in October!
Sign in to play all Halloween phrases voiced by Count Dracula 🧛 and the Wicked Witch 🧙 — free through October 31. After that, they join the Premium vault.
Free
Forever, no card needed
- The daily word, every morning
- 5 free premium-quality plays to sample the funny voices
- Browse all free phrases
- Suggest new phrases to the library
Premium
Special launch price · /month · less than a coffee, every day of the month
- All 281 phrases unlocked — play any phrase, anytime (new phrases added constantly)
- 9 funny AI voices (Grumpy Grandpa, Drama Queen & more)
- Playback speed control — slow, normal or fast
- Save favorites, community picks & achievement badges
- Audio-reactive visuals and button skins
Try Premium for 7 days — not laughing? Email us for a full refund.
Cancel anytime.
Dare Pack
Intro Dare Pack · one-time · yours forever
- 34 exclusive social dare phrases
- Each ships with a "Dare a friend" link
- One-time purchase — yours forever, no subscription
- Works with or without Premium
Not laughing? Email us for a full refund.
This is our Intro Dare Pack — we'll be adding new dare packs in the future.
Common questions
Premium is $2.99/month (or $19.99/year, save 44%) — our special launch price — for all 281 phrases (new ones added constantly), 9 funny voices, and playback speed control. Cancel anytime and keep access through the end of your billing cycle. The Intro Dare Pack is a one-time $0.99 purchase, with new dare packs coming in the future. The Spooky Cusses Halloween collection is free for signed-in members every October, then joins the Premium vault. See the full FAQ.
