Pricing

Free to play, every day. Premium unlocks the whole jar — every phrase, every funny voice — for less than a coffee, every day of the month.

Free

$0

Forever, no card needed

  • The daily word, every morning
  • 5 free premium-quality plays to sample the funny voices
  • Browse all free phrases
  • Suggest new phrases to the library
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Premium

$2.99

First month free, then $2.99/month · less than a coffee, every day of the month

  • All 419 phrases unlocked — play any phrase, anytime (new phrases added constantly)
  • 9 funny AI voices (Grumpy Grandpa, Drama Queen & more)
  • Playback speed control — slow, normal or fast
  • Save favorites, community picks & achievement badges
  • Audio-reactive visuals and button skins

Card required · free for 1 month, then $2.99/mo · cancel anytime.

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Dare Pack

$0.99

Intro Dare Pack · one-time · yours forever

  • 34 exclusive social dare phrases
  • Each ships with a "Dare a friend" link
  • One-time purchase — yours forever, no subscription
  • Works with or without Premium

Not laughing? Email us for a full refund.

This is our Intro Dare Pack — we'll be adding new dare packs in the future.

Common questions

Premium is free for your first month (card required), then $2.99/month (or $19.99/year, save 44%) — for all 419 phrases (new ones added constantly), 9 funny voices, and playback speed control. Cancel anytime and keep access through the end of your billing cycle. The Intro Dare Pack is a one-time $0.99 purchase, with new dare packs coming in the future. The Spooky Cusses Halloween collection is free for signed-in members every October, then joins the Premium vault. See the full FAQ.